Beer aur Bakar

The whole world is going ga-ga over the 3 R’s. If you are blinking at this new acronym or googling for 3 R’s, you are among those nerdy few who just watched BQC or an India V/s XYZ cricket match on television. Reduce, Reuse and Recycle: the 3 R’s propagated by the Cartoon Network’s green super-hero Captain Planet. Go Planet! Like the true ardent follower of Captain Planet and his fascinating battles with the polluters of the planet, I have decided to recycle some waste into something even more rubbish. Yes, I am recycling a post by a fellow blogger on this site. He is famous for his long and moronic posts which best serve as sleep inducers during those insomniac nights.
A few days back, I happened to be a part of one of those ‘interesting conversations’ that only beer can bring about. It goes something like this:
ABHI: : Beer se tangg aa gaya hoon yaar... Har baar wahi peete rehte hain.. Maine decide kar liya hai ab se beer nahi piyoonga
BHOLA: Kya baat kar di tune! Beer se kaise bore ho sakta hai koi ?
ABHI: : Ek hi cheez lagataar peete rahenge to bore nahi honge kya.. Soch agar koi bhi bore nahi hota beer se to kya hota.. Koi aur daaru banti hi nahi!
GANPAT: Sahi kaha... Beer me wo baat nahi rahi ab. Koi bhi cheez zyaada karo to bore hona hi hai... Chahe wo beer ho ya kuch aur.
ABHI: : Eggjactly.. Kuch naya peene ka mann hai ab.. Soch raha hoon whiskey peena chalu karoon..
BHOLA: Ye kya baat hui... Kal ko kahoge ki mujhse bore ho gaye... To kya humaara har weekend pe aise beer peena band ho jaayega?
GANPAT: Tune to abhi abhi beer peena chalu kiya hai.. Aur tujhe kaise pata ki mera pehla choice beer hi hai.. Main isiliye kam peene lag gaya hoon aajkal.. Jamta nahi hai...
ABHI: : Chalo isi baat pe ek bottoms up....
Gulp Gulp Gulp.... Have you noticed how we never ever need a reason for a bottoms up...
GANPAT: Bottoms up to kar liya par kis baat pe kiya wo samajh nahi aaya...
BHOLA: Chadd gayi tere ko... :D (another often repeated phrase)
Laughs all around which indicates that the conversation is going to get more animated and ‘deep’!